Published April 7th, 2017 by

We are starting Friday off with a little laughter.

These worst life moments are simply hilarious. 

1/30. Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak.

2/30. Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, “I have to go, there’s a cute guy on this elevator.” Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, “Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her.”

3/30. Today, it’s my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation.

4/30. Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it’d be a nice reminder of him for me.

5/30. Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam.

6/30. Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, “F*** you, Jackson.” I’m Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker.

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Sonya Buchanan/6:00am

Published January 6th, 2017 by

Morning Everybody —-> It’s 2017! In 2020, America will be moving selected people to the planet Mars as their new residence.

img_5690If any of you people are moving to Mars, please let us know what you’re selling….cause your crazy self will not be returning. If you are leaving a spouse behind, please let a single person know….cause your crazy self will not be returning. If you are single and leaving a savings account, stocks and bonds, and or 401k, let a broke person know….cause your crazy self will be be returning.

Happy New You Year!!


 

CP/Sonya Buchanan

 

 

 

Published October 22nd, 2016 by

For your Saturday, here are some amazing kids quotes.  These will get your day started off to a happy one.

Have a blessed one, people.  Remember we are continuing our Theme “October Harvested”!

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Quick Quotations:

  • “I’m being haive!” — 2 year old son, when his mother told him told to behave
  • “I’m not an oxymoron!” — 7 year old
  • “TNT.” — Given as an answer for a written spelling bee, when the teacher called the word “dynamite.”
  • “I’m glad I’m finally eight. This is the oldest I’ve ever been in my entire life!” — 8 year old son.
  • “I had to read and write six book reports.” — Girl, in an email to her friend, attempting to explain what she had to do over the summer. She later tried sending a correction, which read, “I had to read and write six books.”
  • “Oh, well Mom said all I had to use was the sponge and dish detergent.” — 12 year old daughter, when her father told her he used elbow grease to get the dishes clean
  • “Do they look after the Pokemon?” — City kid, when asked what a gamekeeper does.
  • “Why don’t you get some expensive money?” — 3 year old daughter, when told by her mother that she could get a small toy but that the ones asked for were too expensive
  • “I have a rock in my nose.” — 2 year old son, greeting his mother after preschool, a full hour after recess was over.
  • “There’s no one in there.” — 6 year old son, in response to seeing his father hanging pictures and tapping on the walls to find the support beams.
  • “Quiet!” — 4 year old, when asked what begins with ‘M’ and sounds good.
  • “If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer’s corpse.” — A kindergartener, writing a story about what we would do if he were a raccoon
  • “Well, sometimes I say something mean to my brother, but I feel really good inside. Does that mean I’m a hypocrite?” — 7 year old girl, after a Sunday School teacher explained that a hypocrite was someone who says one thing but feels something else.
  • “Daddy, did your hair slip?” — 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father
  • “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it’s printed on the bottom.” — 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kittens
  • “How will that help?” — Kindergarten student, when the class was instructed to hold up two fingers if any of them had to go to the bathroom
  • “They didn’t see it — it was all cut off!” — 2 year old son, when his mother was asked how his grandparents liked his new haircut
  • “Tell me when you’re asleep, ok?” — 7 year old son, overheard talking to his 5 year old brother.
  • “I had a fraction in my neck and had to go to the hospital for a long time.” — Fifth grader, to his class.
  • “Well you’re old, and you’re not dead.” — “3 year old son, to his father. The comment followed an explanation of why the father’s grandparents weren’t around anymore.
  • “Are you kidding me?! They go together like balogna and cheese! No, wait. More like mayonnaise and bread.” — 9 year old girl, when asked if her brother and cousin hang out a lot.
  • “The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken. I’m looking for the seal.” — A young son, examining the contents of a box of Animal Crackers
  • “Don’t kid me, Mom, I know they’re my feet.” — 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
  • “Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!” — Boy, overheard at the hospital
  • “How do you put make up on your mind?” — Girl, when told she should make up her mind.
  • “I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers.” — 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.
  • “And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email.” — 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord’s Prayer
  • “Watch out, Daddy. Mommy’s got her eye on you!” — 4 year old girl, after hearing her mother telling her father that she’d take an I.O.U. for a promised restaurant dinner.
  • “I didn’t look much — I’ve only got little eyes!” — 7 year old, about to be scolded for peeking at her Christmas presents.
  • “When you were my age, you was just a baby!” — 5 year old.
  • “Why don’t they just do what they did in 1899?” — On preparing for Y2K in 1999.
  • “Daddy doesn’t like that man, does he?” — Daughter of John Cleese and Connie Booth, during the filming of the Black Knight scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I Feel So Old:

  • “This is the biggest CD I’ve ever seen!” — On first seeing a record.
  • “You know those big CDs?” — High school student describing a record.

What We Learned From the Ice Storm of 1998:

  • “Never take your little sister to a shelter.” — 12 year old
  • “Trees aren’t as strong as I thought they were.” — 11 year old
  • “Not to kid around saying timber around people.” — 12 year old
  • “Don’t live in Maine.” — 13 year old
  • “I learned that if you plug your generator into your TV, VCR, or your computer, it will cause too much friction and it will blow up.” — 10 year old
  • “I didn’t miss school at all. What are you talking about?” — 15 year old

Kid Stories:

The other day my five year old grandson was lounging on my lap.

  • Him: “Poppop, you have hair in your nose.”
  • Me: “Everybody has hair in their nose.”
  • Him: “But you have a lot of hair in your nose.”
  • Me: “Well, it’s not growing on top of my head very well. I have to grow it somewhere.”
  • Him: (thoughtful pause) “Do you want me to pull some of it out for you?”

I declined the offer.


In a preschool class I used to teach, we had two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day I heard one calling the other “Allison.” I didn’t know a single Disney character named Allison, so I asked the little girl who she was today. She replied, “Allison Wonderland.”


My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.” He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”


A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”

The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”


My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?”

“You’re both old,” he replied.


A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked.

“I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”

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Comforting Promises/11:20am

 

Published October 22nd, 2016 by

Good laughter before sweet sleep zone.

Christian Comedy – Clip of a Tim Hawkins, Steve Harvey and More

 

Comforting Promises/6:30am

Published July 17th, 2016 by

Some of you may find this illustraton amusing and some may find it emerging to say, the strawberry got what he/she deserved  – basically it wanted to be crushed.

My thoughts are a slight different. My views were more generic in many ways. I saw the strawberry as any person who are experienced – an adult.  I saw the baby as someone of a naive nature and anything goes when it’s told something it doesn’t believe.   The strawberry should have known better but the strawberry went there.  That is my opinion.

You take a watch and see what you gathered from their dialog.

 

 

Comforting Promises 2:40pm

Published July 14th, 2016 by

This week our featured music will be to unify our global earth.

Laughter is great medicine to the soul.  Watch the hilarious Christian comedian, she will heal every sad bone in your body.

We present for you Thursday, July 14, 2016: Comedian– Small Fry Pt2

 

 

Comforting Promises/10:30am

Published July 14th, 2016 by

This week our featured music will be to unify our global earth.

Laughter is great medicine to the soul.  Watch the hilarious Christian comedian, she will heal every sad bone in your body.

We present for you Thursday, July 14, 2016: Comedian– Small Fry Pt1

 

Comforting Promises/10:00am

Published May 25th, 2016 by

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May Resurrect!!!!

Comforting Promises/10:50pm

Published May 14th, 2016 by

OMG…I can’t.  haha  People are soooooo wrong. This is funny!!

When you realize you need God’s forgiveness for selling fake meat to people after all these years.

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Comforting Promises/9:50am

Published February 20th, 2016 by

I love amazing commercials.  This Subaru commercial is hilarious.

 

Comforting Promises/11:20am

Published February 13th, 2016 by

I’m in a laughing mood this morning.

Having a conversation with my brother on Friday.  I mentioned that I wanted to cook and have a party for the graduation class of 2016.  This is how the conversation goes.

Me: Hey brother, I’m thinking about cooking for the class of 2016.

Brother:  Naw, I going to take the class of 2016 out to dinner.

Me: Really? Don’t you think it would be cheaper to cook?

Brother: Cook? You cook?  You’re not cooking. Every time I come to your house and look in your refrigerator, I want to sing a Negro spiritual.ssss

Brother: After the Negro Spiritual song, faint.

Me: Nut case, why are you singing a Negro Spiritual song?

Brother: Ms want to cook – You never have any food.

Me:  hahaha  Now what is the name of the Negro Spiritual song you’re singing?

Oh My God!  That was clearly hilarious to me.

 

CP/8:25am.

Published February 13th, 2016 by

Yes, it’s too early laughing at commercials.  I’m sitting this early morning drinking coffee and a Halos Fruit commercial came on the television. That was about 7am.  I have not stopped laughing due to the manipulation of kids is comical to me. You got to watch it.

Start your morning with laughter. haha

 

Comforting Promises/ 8:10am

Published January 22nd, 2016 by

We are 21 days into the new year and it seems as if old ways are trying to slide its way into our new year of greater things.

Here are a few points, some that are comical, that state that you are still in 2015.

  1. You’re bitter.
  2. You’re negative.
  3. You’re focusing on your neighbor of what they should not do instead of your own.
  4. You’re paying for Christmas gifts you charged to impress folk that don’t like you. (laughter moment)
  5. You’re still trying to connect with people who avoided you in 2015.
  6. You are a stronghold to somebody, trying to tell them who they are not but they are ignoring you; you’re not their God.
  7. You are praying for others to change but the Holy Spirit didn’t instruct you to utter the words because you’re not Him.
  8. You’re Jealous of the same folk in 2015 but they don’t even recognize that you exist.
  9. Your negative self talk that existed in 2015 is still the same negative conversation in 2016.
  10.  Your old negative unproductive 2015 friends are your closest friends in 2016. (iron sharpens iron.. oh really)
  11.  Your diet has not changed and you’re over 40.
  12. You see yourself from a yesterday perspective but others sees you as the greatest person of hope.
  13. You are stuck in your old environment and all you have to do is change address to a new environment. (Your thinking)
  14. You are still scared to tell people NO.
  15. You make opinionated commits about people you don’t know and have not ever communicated with.
  16. You still are sharing all your business on social network in 2016 but social network means for it to be a social experience and not a therapy experience. 
  17. You’re still taking pictures naked of your booty but in 2016 is a year of self respect.

These are a few things that could say you are stuck in 2015 in the new year 2016.

Come up with your own list – make it comical if you like.

 

Comforting Promises/12:31am

 

Published January 13th, 2016 by

This dance off between twin boys is a delight.

 

 

Comforting Promises/6:30am

Published December 26th, 2015 by

Okay it’s the day after Christmas and the shopping malls, mom and pop, small businesses, large retal stores and Walmart are all waiting for you.

There are some major items I need for this winter such as: socks, tights, pajamas – the flannel kind and  etc. So what are you’re waiting for? Get up and I’ll meet you out at one of the major sales department.

Have a wonderful Saturday. Look your best if you are single, you might meet someone great.

Go shopping people,

Comforting Promises/6:30am

 

Published October 2nd, 2015 by

When a guy finds out his child support went up

 

Comforting Promises/6:48pm

Published September 9th, 2015 by

This clip may bless and encourage many of you; at the same time bring TONSof joy singing along.

 

Comforting Promises/6:10am

Published April 24th, 2015 by

Some may not think this is funny.  However, I thought it is comical at its best.  I have laughed in my sleep at someone else thought process at marriage. 

 

 

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Comforting Promises/6:50am

Published April 4th, 2015 by

 

 

Comforting Promises/11:55am